Does Anyone Have Any Funny Bar-Fighting Stories or Jokes?

Question by Skydog70: Does anyone have any funny bar-fighting stories or jokes?
Mine is: ” I defeated my opponent, and came back later and he was still there….

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Answer by cardinalboy97
Bar/restaurant in chicago known for it’s margaritas dubbed “liquid cocaine.” Long story short, this girl was flirting with me and my buddies…her bf was fuming. We (buddies, hot chick and her girlfriends) ended up turning our backs to the crowd and tossing the limes that were in the margaritas into the crowd. From out of no where, her bf comes flying at the guy (not part of our crowd) standing next to us, fists first, pummeling him. Security (with those stupid fast-food type earsets) scrambled and nearly everyone joined in the melee, except us, the ones who actually started the whole thing. We just hauled a$ $ out of there and to the next bar.

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