Have You Been Abduckted by Allens?

Question by V: have you been abduckted by Allens?
I saw on the popular BBC regional TV program “That’s my turnip” that 10% of Americans claim to have been abducted by Allens. Thius would indicate one of several possibilities

1) at least 10% of Americans are mental
2) there really are lots of Allens from space
3) there are just a few really busy Allens
4) the reporters on “That’s my turnip” are just making all up like they did with that story about drug smuggling penguin gangs.
5) Some Americans are dressing up as Allens and probing the others

Best answer:

Answer by Zarn
I don’t even know any Allens at all. So I could hardly have been abduckted by them. Even ducks are scarce where I’m at. I wouldn’t disregard your point 4 right now – animals that are THAT well dressed as a matter of course MUST be doing nefarious things.

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